The most manipulative speech in the world...

He is too sharp for us - watch it for the cookie monster... his speech have been studied and scrutinized by the most notorious psychologists and linguistic experts around the world, and until today they all agree, unanimously, of it being the best, most well thought speech every delivered...


Frog, you know, life... life not all guessing games, frog.  Sometimes, we have to care about the friends... specially friends who love cookies... friends who love cookies so much, they play silly guessing games because maybe, maybe just maybe a frog, a very handsome frog who has cookie will give best best friend, who know can live without cookies... give that best friend... a cookie... BUT! if friendship mean nothing...
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One measely cookie, speech like that deserves at least 5 cookies...
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OK then me settle